A collection of the most embarrassing parts of my ID, with apologies. Oh, and a lot of Nick Grimshaw. >___>

 

Hello, today I will be obsessing over Dylan O’Brien’s tiny waist in dress pants. Welcome to Waist Monday.
I love love love that they’re not skinny stylish pants but just rudimentary dress pants that he probably had to dig out from the back of the closet. Or maybe he went to Macy’s and found the cheapest suit he could get away with, and a tie he thought was pretty good, and probably bought cologne, too, or dug THAT out from his underwear drawer, where he bought it one day on a whim, tried it out on a Saturday, and realized he was being dumb and ridiculous and Lydia was never going to notice him anyway, and shoved it into the back of the drawer, whatever, nothing to see here, dad, nope. It lives along with a box of condoms that will expire any day now, SIGH.
GOD HOW ARE SO LONG AND LEAN AND ADORABLE AND
oh look, bulge, I am going to hell
GOODBYE

Hello, today I will be obsessing over Dylan O’Brien’s tiny waist in dress pants. Welcome to Waist Monday.

I love love love that they’re not skinny stylish pants but just rudimentary dress pants that he probably had to dig out from the back of the closet. Or maybe he went to Macy’s and found the cheapest suit he could get away with, and a tie he thought was pretty good, and probably bought cologne, too, or dug THAT out from his underwear drawer, where he bought it one day on a whim, tried it out on a Saturday, and realized he was being dumb and ridiculous and Lydia was never going to notice him anyway, and shoved it into the back of the drawer, whatever, nothing to see here, dad, nope. It lives along with a box of condoms that will expire any day now, SIGH.

GOD HOW ARE SO LONG AND LEAN AND ADORABLE AND

oh look, bulge, I am going to hell

GOODBYE

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    Not to mention the swell of that ass.
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    BECAUSE I NEEDED ANOTHER ANGLE OF HIM TO OBSESS OVER RIGHT?
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    legs for days, too.
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    BEST.POST.EVER.
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